the ultimate party to go.

only in the bahamas, thanks ami.

- justin

would

actually, probably wouldn't. great descrip. though.

and boom goes the dynamite.

brent

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #7.5

number of beers: 7 (and a half)
time: 22:30
height of staff: waist high (plus half a beer)
drunk test (pass/fail): EPIC FAIL!
composure: very aggressive then sweepy time.

additional comments: coming from a wizard, I don't think this one is really wizard material. valiant effort but the staff did not go over ami's head, maybe next time.

- justin

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #7

number of beers: 7
time: 21:50
height of staff: waist high
drunk test (pass/fail): fffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllll
composure: rather surly.


- justin

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #6

number of beers: 6
time: 21:10
height of staff: pockets deep
drunk test (pass/fail): fail, fail, fail
composure: "I don't know, I'm uuugghhhhhh" - ami.


- justin

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #5

number of beers: 5
time: 20:15
height of staff: mid-thigh
drunk test (pass/fail): pass
composure: "kinda drunk but not bbaaaahhhh" - ami.


- justin

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #4

number of beers: 4
time: 19:45
height of staff: just above the knee
drunk test (pass/fail): pass
composure: hungry.


- justin

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #3

number of beers: 3
time: 19:10
height of staff: just below knee
drunk test (pass/fail): pass
composure: confused (trying to order food)


- justin

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #2

number of beers: 2
time: 18:45
height of staff: half way to knee
drunk test (pass/fail): pass
composure: more talkative and still friendly

- justin

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #1

number of beers: 1
time: 18:25
height of staff: just above ankle
drunk test (pass/fail): pass
composure: talkative and friendly


- justin

Ami's Blue Ribbon Wizard Challenge

so since today was pretty much a snow day ami decided that she was going to try and reach wizard status. we figured that she's about twelve pabst's tall so I'm going to follow her journey up the staff beer by beer.

- justin (and ami, for now)

Get Punked Up

I'll be in the 905/416 in a week. Let's party.

-Andrew

"I like seal meat better"

so burger king found a bunch of people living under rocks and gave them their first taste of big macs and whoppers:

whopper virgins.

- justin

at leas' tits thursday.

- justin

spelling bee.

Q: "spell rosacea."

A: "context?"

Q: "----- ----- has rosacea"

A:" R-O-S-A-C-E-A"

- justin (kurt won the spelling bee).

YAH BITCH YAH!

- justin

I'll be fat(ter) in no time.

fifteen different poutines and they serve coke, whose in?

- justin

water sports.

looks like she could use a little more water or a little less vitamin c.

- jush

2.3"

“That’s how many million people watched my show last night."

- Ryan Sheckler, when asked why he had “2.3” written on his griptape.

huh? I would have guessed it was the size of his dick.

- justin

speaking of voting...

biggie smalls for mayor.



I hope this doesn't suck.

- justin

please vote

ATTN: Americans

Please vote today.



Then get da money.

xo
Brent

justin's picks #2

what's hot :)

1. wendy's dipped chicken sandwiches™.
2. teachers leaving kids alone (not showing up today).
3. spring in november.

what's not :(

1. parking tickets.
2. wearing different sized shoes.
3. christmas arriving the day after halloween.

- justin

happy halloween

love,

j-os

asphalt anthology.

this site has all the past girl and chocolate videos, worth a look for sure.

- justin

been a while

i'm still alive. i haven't posted here since....... i can't see that far back. but yeah. currently working full time and taking classes at u of t as well. haven't seen anyone in a while. how is everyone doing?

happy about this recent purchase:



happy fall.

brent

justin's picks #1

what's hot :)

1. the new macbooks.
2. re-reading old big brothers I found at home.
3. black eyes.

what's not :(

1. the weather.
2. scratched glasses.
3. skillet sensations.

- justin

hot traxxx

"this is a good song man" - ami padykula

- justin

justin's how [high] to #1: haaaawt knives

I've decided to add a new section to the blog, a how-to section on things that I think are important pillars along this journey we call life. The first such article will be how-to do hot knives (aka knives, weed, knifers, pot, blade, hoots, hash, ganja bong, grow-op dope)

words: james brady 5.5
demonstartion: ryan tong

STEP ONE: first get a plastic bottle, some kitchen scissors and hash (pictured in yellow bag).


STEP TWO: hack that bottle up son.


STEP 3: you'll also need some knives that you have to jam under the burner on your stove.

STEP FOUR: turn the stove on and heat dem shits up.


STEP FIVE: once the knives are heated up, put the bottle over them and suck the smoke off the blades and through the bottle (Don't forget to inhale).


STEP SIX: FUCKIN' PARTY!!!



- jush

john motta

this kids like woah, good tricks, good spots. also his ender is mental.

EDIT: I think I should also mention that I bought the most recent issue of thrasher while waiting for the roger's guy yesterday and they are only $4 now.

- justin

THE FISH N' SALAD TIMES

DEMARKO BREAKS!!!!!!

Slams a Ready (James, 5.5) and burns a torp.

Oct 04, 2008 01:26AM

THE ATLEASTITSTHURSDAY PRESS

JAMES BRADY 5.5
TORONTO - Finally it happens, this evening in Toronto, Ontario, Canada (ryan's favorite place in the world) Brandon Matthugh Demarko, 21, broke his edge. Everyone in attendance was in shock, especially Ryan Tong.

"I don't know? Good vibes? Good Times?" Tong said shortly after the edge break, and he added, "Definitely Good Vibes".

The final vote, 3-0 (Demarko didn't vote), unanomously confirms that this is T.O.tally awesome.

Demarko does weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

- jush

settle this little debate...

is this tiropita (tyropita, τυρóπιτα), or is it börek (burek, boereg)?

vote here!!!.

- justin

SAME girl Same girl

- jush

at leas' tits thursday.

- justin

partypartypartypartypartypartypartypartyyyy.

this is exactly how I remember it.

- justin

fuck CRS

kayne, pharrell, and lupe's so called "hip-hop supergroup" child rebel soldier cant hold a candle to children of the corn, which was ma$e, cam'ron, Big L, McGruff and Bloodshed. They never released an album as a group but in 2003 a collection of their songs, children of the corn: the collectors edition, was released.

now until I came across this the other day I had no idea that this group had even existed but I'm pretty psyched on it. download it here and see what you think.

- justin

(NSFW) #2

WARNING #2: again only open this if you have some serious time too kill, don't say I didn't warn you (again specifically andrew).

- justin

MEET CHRISTIAN GIRLS FREE

Meet / Chat with Christian Singles. 100% Free to Join. Enjoy Today.

WebSinglez.com/Christians

- jush

heaven is a half pipe.

so the caymen islands of all places has a 62,000 sq. foot skatepark known as the black pearl. it even has one of those wave machines.

is this place for real?

- justin

van wastell RIP.

dude was sick, major bummer.

- justin

death march

so because ryan loves toronto so much we went on a walking tour today (actually I was trying to find some flannel shirts, a pair of vans and some black jeans) and did a giant lap of the city.

after map questing our route when we finally made it back to my house it turned out we walked a total of 12.2792 km or approximately 16,210 steps.

my dogs are barking.

- justin

at leas' tits thursday.

- justin

epicly later'd - gino iannucci

part 1 of 10 is up tonight, should be good.

- justin

watch out obama.

staba '08.

- justin

Oh wow...

Not only that, one of them is a computer technician and another one seems to have a considerable record collection..


FUCK.

Oh well.... maybe I'll end up with a sick two handed broad sword one day.

-Andrew

EDIT: Oh shit.

60 million other people think its funny.

they can't be wrong.

- justin

Skate & Create

So Ryan made mention of this on another message board and I thought I'd post it here. Transworld held this sort of contest thing that is described as:

Four teams (DVS, Emerica,Globe and Osiris) with five skaters per team got the chance to use the Transword Skate & Create warehouse facilities for 9 days to make their own structures to skate, take pictures and create a team video.

It actually turned out to be really cool ( a lot better than I thought it was going to be actually). Check them out:









Why doesn't Ryan post here?

-Andrew

come to sveeden mother fuckers.

follow drew's adventures in sweden, stuckinsweden.wordpress.com.

- justin

strength

xo
brent

Hubba Hubba

this was pretty weird and as gay as it sounds almost a little surreal, considering I saw this spot in videos for the first time when I was like 13. there was alot of crackheads. You can see one in the top right corner. They kept yelling "welcome to hubba" and then asking for my money. I'll have a bunch more pictures on my blog when my fucking computer gets fixed.
ps. bye drew
kr

at leas' tits thursday.

- justin

u mad?

- justin

13-Aug-08 10:56 AM

Fish and Beer make Drew

sad. :(

- jush

at leas' tits thursday.

- justin

al jaffee fold-ins.

these are pretty fun on the internet.

- justin

I need an XBOX 360

-Andrew

i've been 16 all week...

...just like greg. i guess all of us have been feeling like teenagers again due to all of these old punk rock bands playing shows in toronto as of late. hot water music. the fullblast. h20. knowhatimsayin!

anyways, i saw this blog post and was once again reminded (for the 10,000,000 time) why i don't listen to epitaph bands anymore (you know, OTHER than the fact that they all suck and have beautiful swoop hair cuts).



EFF IT.

xo
b

at leas' tits thursday.

- justin

cky

I found this on surf the channel, despite how hard they fell off this is still entertaining.

- jush

ryan sheckler's proactive skater (RSPAS)

he just gets worse.

on an unrelated note the letter of the day is temporarily on hiatus cause my roommate deleted my history when she was using my computer.

- justin

letter of the day: Gg

google.com

try it out, its really great.

- justin

maiden voyage

WADDAP

-white iPhone

letter of the day: Ff

facebook.com
flickr.com

- justin

this is my guess...

kurt

vans x are you serious?

vans is releasing a shoe that is "most suited for the fix gear crowd". look for me skidding around on my element fixed gear in my vans fixed gear shoes.

- justin

the pink motel.

so I was looking for a movie to drift off to on surf the channel the other night and I happened upon after sex. it wasn't good but I did notice a scene shot at a place called "the pink motel" that I had scene the girl/chocolate dudes skating in a fourstar trailer. I don't know, thought it was cool.

- justin

letter of the day: Ee

ebay.com
espn.go.com
expedia.com
elle.com
epiclylaterd.com
emedicinehealth.com
ezinearticles.com

- justin

letter of the day: Dd

disney.go.com
departmentofskateboarding.com
demarkopolo.com
divshare.com
dummies.com

- justin

- jush

letter of the day: Cc

cantrelate.com
craigslist.com
crailtap.com
cnn.com
chriskasza.blogspot.com
cowtownskateboards.com
cartoonstock.com
cheapnames.com
citynews.ca/news
cosmetic-makeovers.com

- justin

element x krabo

apparently element wasn't content with only making life size tech decks and terrible footwear but they've also collaborated with krabo too make, get this, a fixed gear bike.

- justin

uxbridge rib fest.

the vegetarian nightmare was delicious. chicken, pulled pork and six ribs.

all killer, no filler.

- justin.

letter of the day: Bb

blogger.com
brentage.blogspot.com
blogsearch.google.com
bluetilelounge.ca
ball-town.blogspot.com
beats-n-love.blogspot.com
blacknerdsnetwork.blogspot.com
blackboxdist.com
blogtoplist.com

- justin

letter of the day: Aa

so I figured to give everyone a little insight into my internet lurking I would post my history, starting with the letter "a".

unfortunately there's twenty-five more of these where this came from.

Aa:

atleastitsthursday.blogspot.com/
amazon.com
apple.com
almosteverythingshow.com/
albumhunt.com
another-sound-mission.blogspot.com
accesshiphop.com
arjanwrites.com

- justin.

(NSFW)

WARNING: only open this if you have some serious time too kill, don't say I didn't warn you (specifically andrew).

- justin

busted.

igor, the sketchbag that owns the chop shop across from the best outdoor bar in town (trinity-bellwoods), finally got busted for doing what he does, stealing bikes. your life gets an........



- jush

at leas' tits thursday.

- justin

"I think it's cute when boys sag"

chief dick doesn't want too see anyone at "half-mast" (their pants that is).

- jush

squashed.

- justin

they had me in stitches the whole time.

"you look, I don't want too see it"



glory hole.



gettin' fixed.

five stitches.

things got a little hazy for a minute...

back to business.

- justin

WHEN YOU THINK OF HIP HOP THINK OF ME

So, since I hardly post, I thought I'd come and put something here.

Kool Keith just released a new song. I think he disses Outkast, MF Doom and Rawkus at the start, but he actually makes no sense at all so its hard to tell. Good to see that hes still insane. Anyways, check it out HERE.

SLEEPYTIME MOTHERFUCKERS.

-Andrew

at leas' tits thursday.

- justin

iBOT your life.

and I'm returning it for a credit note.

- justin

- jush and yawny.

Bunn Ponytails

So 1988

- johnny

wheels of fortune.

- justin

BUMMER!!!

the internet is hard, sorry for the link.

- jush

at leas' tits thursday.

- justin

- jush

the old wrench.

- justin

at leas' tits thursday.

- justin

skateboarding.

- justin

EDIT: actually good skateboarding

- jush

louis vitton don

I just remembered this today, poor love guru.

- justin

new whip

my other bike bit the dust so andrew (the most skilled bicycle mechanic I know) and I put together  this one.

- justin