the ultimate party to go.

only in the bahamas, thanks ami.

- justin

would

actually, probably wouldn't. great descrip. though.

and boom goes the dynamite.

brent

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #7.5

number of beers: 7 (and a half)
time: 22:30
height of staff: waist high (plus half a beer)
drunk test (pass/fail): EPIC FAIL!
composure: very aggressive then sweepy time.

additional comments: coming from a wizard, I don't think this one is really wizard material. valiant effort but the staff did not go over ami's head, maybe next time.

- justin

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #7

number of beers: 7
time: 21:50
height of staff: waist high
drunk test (pass/fail): fffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllll
composure: rather surly.


- justin

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #6

number of beers: 6
time: 21:10
height of staff: pockets deep
drunk test (pass/fail): fail, fail, fail
composure: "I don't know, I'm uuugghhhhhh" - ami.


- justin

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #5

number of beers: 5
time: 20:15
height of staff: mid-thigh
drunk test (pass/fail): pass
composure: "kinda drunk but not bbaaaahhhh" - ami.


- justin

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #4

number of beers: 4
time: 19:45
height of staff: just above the knee
drunk test (pass/fail): pass
composure: hungry.


- justin

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #3

number of beers: 3
time: 19:10
height of staff: just below knee
drunk test (pass/fail): pass
composure: confused (trying to order food)


- justin

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #2

number of beers: 2
time: 18:45
height of staff: half way to knee
drunk test (pass/fail): pass
composure: more talkative and still friendly

- justin

Ami's Wizard Staff: BEER #1

number of beers: 1
time: 18:25
height of staff: just above ankle
drunk test (pass/fail): pass
composure: talkative and friendly


- justin

Ami's Blue Ribbon Wizard Challenge

so since today was pretty much a snow day ami decided that she was going to try and reach wizard status. we figured that she's about twelve pabst's tall so I'm going to follow her journey up the staff beer by beer.

- justin (and ami, for now)

Get Punked Up

I'll be in the 905/416 in a week. Let's party.

-Andrew

"I like seal meat better"

so burger king found a bunch of people living under rocks and gave them their first taste of big macs and whoppers:

whopper virgins.

- justin

at leas' tits thursday.

- justin