you'z a fine lady centaur...

...why don't you trot that ass up.

- justin

real talk.

andrew- "fuck my life".

andrew- "I just realized that the 4 buttons used to spell fuck are the exact same 4 buttons used to spell dick.  I guess every storm cloud really does have a silver lining"

jush- "haha, dick is way cooler then dual, thats what my old phone guessed instead of fuck. and shit was shiv, what the dual is a shiv?"

andrew- "Isn't that what people stab each other with in jail?"

jush- "I think so, is that also a shank or do you get shanked with a shiv?"

andrew- "I don't know, I'll check urban dictionary.com"

andrew- "shiv- a home made knife made out of anything but metal, not be confused with a shank which is a home made knife made out of metal"

jush- "glad we sorted that out"                    

- justin

there's no such thing as a free meal.

- justin

This is how I live.

So Justin, Brent and I are just at a truck stop somewhere in Texas right now. We left on tour pretty much as soon as we got back from vacation and thats probably why we haven't posted on this thing. Our band, Man-O-Pause, will be headed across the southern states in the upcoming week and then slowly heading back up to Toronto. We have a pretty mental tour lined up for europe this summer with GWAR, the Stop the Manstration tour. Should be good.

Anyways, regardless of your opinion of GG Allin, you can't argue that he was one real mother fucker. Check this.



-Andrew

EDIT: I think andrews got it a little twisted, the tour with GWAR is called the "manstral cycle" and the new album is "stop the manstration", cop it in early to mid-july.

- justin

sweet vaycaysh

we just got back from our much needed month in second life brazil!


andrew got the best tan, by far. which one is andrew again?

inter bo?


xo
brent