at leas' tits thursday.

- justin

meth: not even once.

if you thought the preventit.ca ads that have been running on tv and the radio lately were pretty real, wait till you see these montana meth project videos. the series of twelve televison spots use shock value to deter teens from using methamphetamine. not that I've ever had any desire to try meth, but I think if I had this for sure would have scared me straight.

here they are in the order that they were released (in most cases the name says it all):

bathtub
laundromat
just once
that guy
junkie den
crash
everything else
jumped
boyfriend
mother
friends
parents

- justin.

us canadians is mean

-brent

this isn't southern africa.

- justin.

die hard IV.

1-800-CAN-IGET-ANOT-HERD-EADA-SIAN-HOOK-ERBI-TCH: do you think people will be able to decode that cryptic message?
Art Vanderlay: Not likely.
1-800-CAN-IGET-ANOT-HERD-EADA-SIAN-HOOK-ERBI-TCH: I hope they're watching live free or die hard.

- justin.

also today marks me not drinking for 0.0833333333 of a year ( or 1 month).

talk about will power.

- justin.

urr waay too beauuuuutiful guurl.

we were talking the other day about really good music videos and after mentioning a few we more or less anonymously decided that "sky's the limit" was way up there.

not only was it directed by spike jonze but guess who plays a prepubescent biggie smalls in the video?

none other then the giant baby......sean kingston.

- justin.

xWILL SMITHx

okay. first i hear that will smith (who i like quite a bit) is going nutso on scientology ala tom cruise (his good friend, apparently). too bad, but what can you do?

THEN...

i read that will and his rock and roll wife (jada pinkett smith) are working with the courage crew on some sort of reality television show about the straight edge lifestyle. i can't find any solid information regarding the show, but i think that this picture is a good start.

-brent

meet the Baconator™.

this guy I work with eating 6 hamburger patties, 6 american cheese slices, cheese sauce, 18 strips of bacon, mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, honey mustard sauce, 12 dill pickles, 4 rings of onions, 3-6 slices of tomatoes, lettuce, 3 premium buns, 1 medium coke and a regular size fries = $22.50 *

the amount this impressed me = priceless.

* based on 1 Baconator™ combo and two extra Baconator™ sandwiches.

- justin.

the lion, the witch and the whoredrobe

-brent/justin (from 7 heath st. e)

"you can live for nothing or you can die for something"

I would have to give the final installation in the rambo dynasty four decapitated bodies out of five. you'll better understand my rating system if/when you see the movie.

- justin

rambo: a statistical perspective

now, i haven't seen this movie yet, but i know that justin and drew checked it out last night. i just stumbled upon this compilation of data which accurately sums up everything the previously mentioned gentlemen told me about the film. click the image to enlarge.

pretty good.

xo
-brent

beards and stuff

justin, it was really nice of you to boost the mvp guy. what kind of car was he driving?

i heard that beards are kind of in these days. if you have a beard, you might want to go home. that's right. www.beardcommunity.com.

xo
-brent

EDIT:

it was a volkswagon jetta wolfsburg edition.

- justin

justin brady; philanthropist

being the caring person I am, I boosted a guys car today that was an actor on this show. looks pretty bruuuuuutal.

- justin

at least its thursday for real.

yesterday I worked fourteen hours and got over $200 in parking tickets.

- justin

at leas' tits thursday.

haha.

- justin

heath ledger rip.

he was found dead in his apartment this afternoon, pretty sad.

- justin

restaurant review #2 - the pickle barrel

taste of the food:
mozzarella sticks - 6/5
surf and turf - 4/5
brownie explosion sundae - 5/5

the value received: according to some there's no such thing as a free lunch but this one was on work so I guess there is.

the quality of service: considering the waitress busted someone in our party pouring her own drinks under the table and let it slide I think the service was excellent.

ambience: look who I had to sit beside, you be the judge.

additional comments:
"house real big, cars real big, belly real big, everything real big, rims real big, pocket real big, rings real big, let me tell you how i live" - big tymers.

all the portions there are pretty big.

- justin

is it the third monday of january already?

happy martin luther king jr. day.

- justin

EDIT:

I'd just like to compliment Justin's post with this photo I took while I was living in Australia a couple years ago.


(click here for a larger image)

INCREASE THE PEACE

-Andrew

EDIT:

i wish i had one.

-brent

extras.

this is more of a reminder then anything else but extras premieres on comedy central tuesday night at 10.

be there or be square.

- justin

highway of heroes.

andrew and I were going around today and we couldn't help but notice this;



I don't mean to come across as ungrateful or anything but is this really the best way to honor canadian soldiers? renaming a terrible strip of gross highway in their name?

I don't know, just saying.

- justin

weng weng!

he's a tiny humin bein'.



-brent

jump off a building.

this came out in january 1998, which was a decade ago.

- justin

+1!

justin and i ran into each other on the street and wound up having lunch together. and it's thursday! coincidence? i like to think not.

-brent (the new guy)

promoter extrodinaire corey delaney.

he's as famous as the glasses now.

- justin

at leas' tits thursday.

- justin

sometimes real life reads like a knock-knock joke.

this is a conversation that I was fortunate (or unfortunate) enough to be a part of the other day;

inebriated native gentleman: "can I ask you a question?"
me: "sure".
inebriated native fellow: "whats the best kind of nation?"
me: (long pause) "the first nation?"
inebriated native bloke: "a donation" (extends hand).
me: "oh".

also tomorrow we re-introduce at leas' tits thursdays. get excited.

- justin

restaurant review #1 - red lobster

taste of the food:
spicy asian-garlic shrimp - 4/5
tequila-lime shrimp - 4.5/5
fried shrimp - 5/5
cheddar bay biscuits™ - 5/5

the value received: it was almost $60 but hugh paid so I'd say the value was exceptional.

the quality of service: is every waitress in the world an apple-bottomed fiance?

ambience: minus the giant ugly mall across the street and the strip plaza in the parking lot it was like we were eating on a wharf.

additional comments: the diet coke is bottomless and the girls are pretty.



- justin

BREAKING NEWS FROM AUSTRALIA

AMAZING

-Andrew

First week of the rest of your life.

So, I can understand that to anyone outside of the Tantrum universe this blog must seem like nonsense. I realize that we need to start bringing more to the table or our (literally) tens of thousands of readers will stop checking this blog multiple times a day. To ensure this does not happen I've decided that I will start taking and uploading at least one (1) photo per week from my cell phone. There are two things I hope for this though:
1) that I actually upload another photo next week, and
2) that this feature doesn't completely suck.

Anyways, here's the first installation:


(click here for a larger version)

Jesus & Co. can be found at Yonge & St. Clair, on the southwest corner.

-Andrew

EDIT: the best way I could think to "bring more to the table" as andrew so adequately put it was a weekly restaurant review, stay tuned.

- justin

rinse cycle.

remember chad knight of osiris and maple fame?



he was the first loser on american gladiators, it was a more pathetic showing than the storm.

- justin

Upright Citizens Brigade

I like this show.

-Andrew

because they're ameriCANS not ameriCANTS.

american gladiators is back on nbc tonight at ten, now if they would just bring back mcdonalds pizza it would be like my childhood all over again.

- justin

id·i·ot /ˈɪdiət/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[id-ee-uht] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. an utterly foolish or senseless person.

- justin